{"id":244130,"date":"2026-05-19T08:49:34","date_gmt":"2026-05-19T12:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/?p=244130"},"modified":"2026-05-19T08:50:21","modified_gmt":"2026-05-19T12:50:21","slug":"cenny-sznur-wisielca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/19\/cenny-sznur-wisielca\/","title":{"rendered":"Cenny sznur wisielca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oto historia kt\u00f3ra by\u0142a opowiedziana na jednej z prywatnych imprez w Mississaudze.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Opowiedzia\u0142 j\u0105 pan J\u00f3zek od ponad 20 lat mieszkaj\u0105cy w Kanadzie.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oto co powiedzia\u0142: <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201ePracowa\u0142em u pani Helenki, bardzo \u0142adnej kobiety. Kt\u00f3rego\u015b dnia pytam j\u0105: \u00bbPani Helenko, taka pani \u0142adna, dlaczego pani nie ma m\u0119\u017ca?\u00ab<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A ona westchn\u0119\u0142a i m\u00f3wi: \u201cO, panie, widzi pan ten gara\u017c? M\u00f3j m\u0105\u017c by\u0142 malarzem pokojowym. Wr\u00f3ci\u0142 z roboty, wypi\u0142 drinka, poszed\u0142 do gara\u017cu, zamkn\u0105\u0142 drzwi\u2026 i tyle go widzia\u0142am. Posz\u0142am sprawdzi\u0107, a on wisi na belce.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Policja przyjecha\u0142a, przes\u0142uchiwali mnie nawet, czy ja go nie powiesi\u0142am. Ja im m\u00f3wi\u0119: \u201cGdzie ja, taka kobieta, takiego ch\u0142opa bym powiesi\u0142a?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zabrali cia\u0142o, a ja posz\u0142am do ko\u015bcio\u0142a. Jak baby si\u0119 dowiedzia\u0142y, \u017ce m\u00f3j stary si\u0119 powiesi\u0142, to od razu zacz\u0119\u0142y: \u201cHelenka, sprzedaj nam kawa\u0142ek tego sznura! Chcemy kupi\u0107 sznur wisielca, bo to szcz\u0119\u015bcie przynosi!\u00ab<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ja im m\u00f3wi\u0119: \u00bbPanie kochane, jakbym mia\u0142a par\u0119 kilometr\u00f3w tego sznura, tobym si\u0119 ju\u017c dawno wzbogaci\u0142a!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Towarzystwo na imprezie zamilk\u0142o, a ja pomy\u015bla\u0142em sobie \u2013 nie wiedzia\u0142em, \u017ce ludzie potrafi\u0105 by\u0107 a\u017c tak przes\u0105dni.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Michal-Boguslawski.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-custom-full-size wp-image-242681 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Michal-Boguslawski.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Michal-Boguslawski.png 234w, https:\/\/bejsment.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Michal-Boguslawski-67x73.png 67w, https:\/\/bejsment.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Michal-Boguslawski-229x250.png 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/><\/a>Micha\u0142 Bogus\u0142awski<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oto historia kt\u00f3ra by\u0142a opowiedziana na jednej z prywatnych imprez w Mississaudze.\u00a0 Opowiedzia\u0142 j\u0105 pan J\u00f3zek od ponad 20 lat mieszkaj\u0105cy w Kanadzie.\u00a0 Oto co&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":700,"featured_media":244132,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[582],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-244130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-michal-boguslawski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/700"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244130"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":244135,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244130\/revisions\/244135"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/244132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bejsment.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}